Every Gal needs an Old Rich Man...
Inspired by a post and in responce to a comment on Old Man Rich's Blog....
"Sara said...
But WHY would the CIA not want us to know about the second moon?
Ohhh... ::rolls eyes::
Is that where they keep the weed?"
No, that is where they hide the aliens. See back in the Apollo era, while we were sending up men for "exploration", it was really a smoke screen for the CIA, NSA and FBI to send up Stealth like ships to move Area 51 to the secondary, "Ghost Moon". The primary function of this moon is for study and communication between ourselves and our "friends" from space. Neil was just a poster boy, it was Elvis who made the first real trek. He is currently Mission Specialist 3, right behind JFK and The Lindberg Baby (who is actually a very bitter man with only one testicle) I digress...SO in 1972, the completed the transfer of ships and bodies and personnel. Recently the shuttle issues are not due to mistakes or failing parts. It's the Andovian Mafia from Vertiran IIV. They're not happy about some deal involving Loch Ness (she's really a pricness of the vertirian royal family and she choose to hang here and meet boys) so they are sending us a Message to send her back or get her laid.and that's that =)
"Sara said...
But WHY would the CIA not want us to know about the second moon?
Ohhh... ::rolls eyes::
Is that where they keep the weed?"
No, that is where they hide the aliens. See back in the Apollo era, while we were sending up men for "exploration", it was really a smoke screen for the CIA, NSA and FBI to send up Stealth like ships to move Area 51 to the secondary, "Ghost Moon". The primary function of this moon is for study and communication between ourselves and our "friends" from space. Neil was just a poster boy, it was Elvis who made the first real trek. He is currently Mission Specialist 3, right behind JFK and The Lindberg Baby (who is actually a very bitter man with only one testicle) I digress...SO in 1972, the completed the transfer of ships and bodies and personnel. Recently the shuttle issues are not due to mistakes or failing parts. It's the Andovian Mafia from Vertiran IIV. They're not happy about some deal involving Loch Ness (she's really a pricness of the vertirian royal family and she choose to hang here and meet boys) so they are sending us a Message to send her back or get her laid.and that's that =)
posted by M is for... at
10:36 AM
3 Thoughts Shared:
The thing is, there really is a second moon. it was on TV last night (and everything on TV is true). Its small and has some weird orbit and was only discovered in the 70's or 80's. Its called something strange and celtic which I didn't write down and have now forgotten. But trust me, its up there. And Elvis and the aliens? well, I have an open mind. When I see it on TV I will believe.
By
Old Man Rich, at 9:32 AM, August 25, 2005
Area 51 is just a decoy. Area 52 is where the cool stuff is kept.
By
Schuyler, at 9:51 AM, August 25, 2005
I thought it was Project 9 where the good stuff was... hang on... I need to adjust the tinfoil on my head to keep them from scanning me...
By
Mad Munkey, at 11:22 AM, August 25, 2005
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