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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
posted by M is for... at
12:29 PM
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heh.... i love compiling engineer jokes and then sending them to my dad. the engineer. :-) my fave so far:
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, 'Take what you want.' "
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice -- the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Alice, at 12:55 PM, November 28, 2005
When is a computer scientist interesting?
At an engineers disco.
Sadly, not a joke. I did computer science at Hatfield Poly, an establishment populated primarily with engineers.
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Old Man Rich, at 7:22 AM, November 29, 2005
I was never amazed with the story of the frog prince, but this has gotten me interested in fairy tales again. I hope every other happy-ending fairy tale is turned into a joke like this one. Cool frog.
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Anonymous, at 5:44 AM, December 01, 2005
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