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3.10.2006

Sass of the day

It's Lent - for you non Catholics - it's the 40 days before the death and resurrection of Jesus.
If you need more info - google it, I'm not your mother.
In observance: Catholics don't eat meat on Fridays - fish only

The consultants catered in BBQ for themselves and the one I know invited me to join.
I remembered the Lent thing and said "oh, man, it's lent"
Consultant I Don't Know: "Oh, so don't eat it"
Me: "Yeah, it's a busy day, I need some protein"
CIDK: "you don't need meat for protein, vegetarians do it"
Me: "True but if God wanted me to be Vegetarian, he wouldn't have made cows taste so good"

3 Thoughts Shared:

  • And if Eve had simply craved snake meat instead of fruit I wouldn't be in this damned office.
    Fortunately, you can break your lent observance knowing that God is all forgiving.
    Except with apples.

    By Blogger Old Man Rich, at 7:12 AM, March 13, 2006  

  • My coworker decided to have fish'n'chips - big meat eater.

    By Blogger HannoverFist, at 6:38 PM, March 17, 2006  

  • My friend used to tell me it was ok to eat cows, because God made them so dumb you could hunt them with a hammer.
    I smacked him for it. Gross.
    Yet....delicious.

    By Blogger introspectre, at 6:26 PM, June 16, 2006  

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